Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas.

This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man s
neezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what
she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man snee
zes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to g
o nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. T
he man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woma
n has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sn
eezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off
! What the hell kind of degenarate are you?" The man replies, "I am sorry to ha
ve disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze,
I have an orgasam." The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking
for it?" The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

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