-From "Jokes for women only"  (Men, please excuse ....  :->   )
by Susan Savanah.  You may have heard them, but they were new to
me ...


     A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and 
panting on the bed.  "Honey", she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm
having a heart attack!"  While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly
stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked
man in the closet.  He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was
his best friend.  "Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart
attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"

--