A bunch of us wrote the following after reading a joke recently received re:
"Looking for a girl friend."  We thought that there should be a sequal to
this entitled:  "Looking for a boy friend."
I must confess that I am on a number of listservers and may have missed a
joke re: "Looking for a boy friend", but I can't recall seeing one.  Could you
please consider this for nutworks.

*** Looking for a boy-friend ***

Following are some of the requirements.

* Make and Model : Human/Male

* Year : 1950 - 1958

* Mileage : Low mileage

* Engine : Eight Cylinder (V-1 position)
                    EFI**
                    Manual overdrive
                    Cam shaft in excellent condition
                    Well lubed
                    Triple exhaust (all three functional)
                    Very low noise
                    Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.)
                    A lot of horse power (must feel it)
                    Repeating pistons
                    Built in fuel injection
                    No exhaust fumes or smoke

* Transmission : Manual

* Stick Shift : 5 on the floor;
                    Fun in 1st, sensual in 2nd, titillating in 3rd,
                    fabulous in 4th, and fucking good in 5th.
                    Revs in reverse and performs in Park
                    Over-drive required
                    Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus

* Shocks : Smooth ride and heavy duty suspension


* Brakes : Front - Disk, Rear - Cylinder
                          (no leaks in the system and enough fluids)

* Steering : Power steering
                          Easy to handle
                          Endurance tested
                          Cruise control

* Radiator : No boiling
                          Quick warm up and cool down and good for long trips

* Body : Extremely hard glossy finish
                          Well constructed
                          Power locks
                          Long body
                          Good breather
                          Safety inspected
                          No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept)
                          Colour - any
                          Detailing - as needed but not over-done
                          Blinking lights - any colour
                          Weight - 140 - 210 lbs
                          Pleasant Grill
                          Easily Convertible - Removable cover at will
                          Comfortable Driver Seat
                          Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion(tm) suspension
                          Slim but adequate tires
                          Absolutely no rust (must be checked/certified by me)
                          Clean engine (should be able to eat it)

* Driving : Has a good hard drive
                          Evokes a great deal of pleasure

* Cost : Less than the Bill of rights

** EFI =Easy Front Interface

(copy sent to the network)

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