[Note: this is in response to "looking for a wife" that you posted
about a month ago]

Looking for a Husband
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        Hardware Requirements:
 
                1. Pleasant screen and durable chassis.
 
                2. Hard drive - no floppies!
 
                3. User definable sex drive.
 
                4. Must come certified "bug free."
 
                5. Top-of-the-line joystick.
 
        Software Requirements:
 
                1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband
                   Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear,
                   yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card).
 
                2. Must be easily programmable.
                
                3. Single-user mode ONLY.
 
                4. Very-user-friendly interface.
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