Horace Feebilmeind, the oldest man in the state, decides to visit a prostitute
on his 105th birthday.

He calls an 'agency' which promises to send over the most beautiful woman they
have. He strips in anticipation, and the doorbell rings. He opens the door to
find a tall, svelte, stacked red-head standing there. She takes one look,
snorts, and says, "I'll tell ya, old man! You've had it!"

He thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay. How much do I owe you?"

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