This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the
          hope of bringing relief to other tired, discontented women.

          Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.

          Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who
          are equally frustrated.

          Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the
          woman whose name appears at the top of this list, and add
          your name to the bottom of the list.

          When you name comes to the top of the list, you will receive
          16,877 men.....one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot
          better than the one you already have.

          DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!!!

          One woman broke the chain and got her own no-good son-of-a-
          bitch back.

          At this writing, a friend of mine had already received 184
          men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three under-
          takers 35 hours to get the smile off her face, and two days
          to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.

          Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up
          fast.


                                      THE LIBERATED WOMAN
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